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Nov 19, 2020

The Untold Story of Rockefeller, the Owl with a Dream

So I have a confession. On Twitter, I said the now famous adorable owl found hiding in my branches was a freeloader. That’s not true. I was doing Ollie a favor. Oh, you know him as Rockefeller the Owl, the name given to him because people of the internet think…

New York City

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The Untold Story of Rockefeller, the Owl with a Dream
The Untold Story of Rockefeller, the Owl with a Dream
New York City

3 min read


Nov 16, 2020

Don’t Take Your 2020 Problems Out On the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree

Good lord. I just got here. Can you give me a minute to spruce up? Over the last 24 hours, Twitter has been ablaze with people deciding to have a go at me for no reason. Getting their aggressions out about a year gone bad on little ‘ol me… a…

Christmas

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Don’t Take Your 2020 Problems Out On a Christmas Tree
Don’t Take Your 2020 Problems Out On a Christmas Tree
Christmas

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30RockTree

30RockTree

36 Followers

The world’s most famous Christmas tree. The original social influencer. Freelance fir available for weddings and bar mitzvahs. PARODY. twitter: @30rocktree

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