I’m cute and I know it. (https://twitter.com/techladyallison/status/1329133725779628033/photo/3)

So I have a confession.

On Twitter, I said the now famous adorable owl found hiding in my branches was a freeloader.

That’s not true.

I was doing Ollie a favor.

Oh, you know him as Rockefeller the Owl, the name given to him because people of the internet think…


https://twitter.com/rockcenternyc/status/1327664872323211264/photo/1

Good lord.

I just got here.

Can you give me a minute to spruce up?

Over the last 24 hours, Twitter has been ablaze with people deciding to have a go at me for no reason.

Getting their aggressions out about a year gone bad on little ‘ol me… a…

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