I’m cute and I know it. (https://twitter.com/techladyallison/status/1329133725779628033/photo/3)

So I have a confession.

On Twitter, I said the now famous adorable owl found hiding in my branches was a freeloader.

That’s not true.

I was doing Ollie a favor.

Oh, you know him as Rockefeller the Owl, the name given to him because people of the internet think they can do whatever they want with their keyboard.

But to those of us back home in upstate New York, he’s Ollie. The adorable baby owl we all considered our own.

Once word got around our little town that I had signed a deal to become the most famous Christmas…


https://twitter.com/rockcenternyc/status/1327664872323211264/photo/1

Good lord.

I just got here.

Can you give me a minute to spruce up?

Over the last 24 hours, Twitter has been ablaze with people deciding to have a go at me for no reason.

Getting their aggressions out about a year gone bad on little ‘ol me… a tree from upstate New York hired to be the famous Rockefeller Center Christmas tree.

Aren’t you kind. Do you talk to your friends like that?

Actually with words like that, you might not have many friends.

Look… I JUST GOT HERE. I traveled nearly 200 miles on…

30RockTree

The world’s most famous Christmas tree. The original social influencer. Freelance fir available for weddings and bar mitzvahs. PARODY. twitter: @30rocktree

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